VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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