when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The feeling are messing with the penis
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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