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(347): View more from New York

we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy

(203): View more from Connecticut

go home

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose

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(217): View more from Illinois

I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.

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(801): View more from Utah

Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?

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(256): View more from Alabama

No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.

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(205): View more from Alabama

Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer

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(802): View more from Vermont

i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die

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(619): View more from California

Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?

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