What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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