Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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