But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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