party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Do vagina's smell?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
