I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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