i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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