i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
only you would photoshop your dick
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
