he shaved USA in his pubs
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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