thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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