Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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