Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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