my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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