I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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