the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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