My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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