i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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