cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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