no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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