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Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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