so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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