This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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