R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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