Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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