just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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