You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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