Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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