he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
True college students do jello shots in the library
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