haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I have tasted many bathrooms
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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