hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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