I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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