The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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