This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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