why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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