I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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