Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
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Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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