I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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