420 ftw
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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