My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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