The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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