Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I stole a fireplace last night.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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