dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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