They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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