Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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