Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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