I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
