I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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