I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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