:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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