saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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