i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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